Friday, March 23, 2007

.....that's deep, man.

Some thoughts, some profound, some profane:
I was sitting in the park yesterday, and I was wondering why when a frisbee approaches you, it seems to get larger...and then it hit me.
When keeping score in tennis, if the opponent has no points accrued, his status is "love". I wondered, why do we use the word "love"? What's to love about having nothing? I realized then, that if you love somebody, it doesn't matter whether they have all the money or the world; you can love someone even if they have nothing.
When you hug someone, your arms form the letter "samach"; and then you are mamash someich noflim...
If you're caught pissing in public, which is a pissdemeanor, then urine trouble...
Originally posted Wednesday, 18 May 2005

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