Tuesday, November 27, 2007

The trip that never ends...

I don't mean to sound all grumpy, but I'm sitting in the Ninth Circle of Hell (Toronto Pearson Airport, in case you forgot), and my flight has been pushed back even further.

I'm tired. I'm wired. I feel drained, after the whirlwind of activity that was my week so far.

Aside from being in town for a shidduch, my friend's wedding here in Toronto was last night. All my buddies drove in, and I was the "inside man", coordinating the places where they would be crashing for the night.

So, the shidduch has ended. I'm fine about it; to tell the truth, I really didn't feel anything here nor there about this girl. She was nice, but while I didn't have a reason to not continue, I didn't have a reason to keep going, either. I think she felt the same way; as a matter of fact, she beat me to the punch, and said "no" first.

Thinking that I was going to be able to return back to Jersey this morning, I changed my ticket. However, my sister-in-law had other plans. She arrainged for me to have a date today, smack in the middle of everything. It would have to be rushed, in order to accomodate the new flight that I changed my ticket for, which I should have been on by now, but due to delays, yadda yadda you now the drill. I took this girl out today, and it was only when we got in the car that I realized this girl was a newbie to the scene. That put a little pressure on me...

On top of all that, she also paraded me around last night at the wedding. Introducing me to people in a not so subtle fashion, she let them know all of my vital statistics. Age, where I learn, that I'm in shidduchim, my neck, waist, and inseam sizes...Everything that a prospective buyer might want to know...

I am so exhausted...

5 comments:

the dreamer said...

fun, fun...

Anonymous said...

Thank G-d the Passport Control lady, Immigration lady, and Customs lady made it clear to me that I am no longer welcome to that abhorrent, appalling, atrocious, awful, bad, beastly, disastrous, disturbing,dreadful, ghastly, gruesome, harrowing, hateful, hideous, horrendous, horrible, horrid,inconvenient, loathsome, obnoxious, odious, offensive, repulsive, revolting, rotten,unfortunate, unnerving, unpleasant, unwelcome, vile, communist, leftist, radical, socialist excuse of a country.

GOOD RIDDANCE CANADA.
IF I EVER FLY OVER YOU I'LL BE SURE TO THROW YOU JERSEY BIRD.

Anonymous said...

^THE

Reb Y. Brachfeld said...

Karma- wow someone had a fun flight and stay in Canada

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